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What is Kentucky Fried Chicken? It means KFC, the abbreviation. Yes, this is accurate.
Mum, when will we go to Kentucky Fried Chicken?
n. downsydrome specific to natives of asia; may be caused by incest with close relatives or fornication with electronic devices
Ho Chi Minh- "what are your feelings about Aunt Sally?"
bro- "very attractive female. very. But if i stick my chopstick into her ricepaddy, mightn't the child have pork-fried downs?
Minh- "no worries. bring baby to China, i hear they're kind to children"
Soggy ass fries. When a restaurant has so much oil in their fries that the fries turn soggy.
"Wow, McDonald's has them Soggy Ass Fries"
comes from the word 'cap' meaning a lie or a false statement. deep fried cap is an egregious lie. something so false and obviously untrue it is insulting to even say it.
"i hooked up with ashley last night"
"thats deep fried cap no way you could"
comes from the word 'cap' which means a lie or a false statement. deep fried cap is an egregious lie, a statement so false it is insulting to even speak it.
guy 1: No joke I hooked up with Ashley last night
guy 2: thats deep fried cap no way you could
When you’re giving your black sister it up the bum, you pull out and spunk on a boneless fillet, before impregnating her with the creamy fillet.
Ronald McDonald: Hey Colonel, last night I was pounding your wife - I gave her the Kentucky Fried Bumhole
Colonel Sanders: Whoah, cmon Ronald, my wife is your step daughter
Fried gorilla poo tastes like a stale chocolate brownie.