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1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning
Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...
when the un-shaven vagina is particularly moist, it is thus called a soggy garden.
Person A: Dude, that chick had a soggy garden last night.
Person B: Oh man, I'll show you my soggy garden.
To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.
Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???
A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.
A adult man shorter than 5”3 with a long beard
Omg, the principal is such a garden nome
Phrase popularized by TikTok, referring to smoking weed and other shenanigans dealing with marijuana.
“Yeah, I’m a BIG fan of gardening,” she said as she lit the joint
“Let’s get some flower, and then go gardening”
Smoking weed, specifically smoking plant as the term usually excludes dabs or waxes
"Hey, lets go gardening!"
"No thanks, it makes me paranoid."