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To hold someone down and place your balls in their eye sockets, you then proceed to fart in the recipients mouth. Arabian sun-goggles in the wind!
I built a tiny house and gave that dude a rough time with my arabian sun-goggles in the wind.
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Derived from the episode of the simpsons "Radioactive Man" Season 7, Episode 2
During the shooting of the new Radioactive Man movie and the most expensive shot in the film, Rainier Wolfcastle, as Radioactive Man, is badly burnt by a 40 foot wall of sulphuric acid which Millhouse, playing Fallout Boy, was supposed to save him from. Radioactive Man, clothes melting off, exclaims "MY EYES... the googles, they do nothing!" In his best Austrian accent of course. Hence "Ze googles, zey do nothing!"
I like to use this quote when I've accidentally looked into the sun or at anything exceptionaly shiney.
Rupert: Check out the VR4 I've just had it waxed
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing..
Caroline: Lets hit the town, im wearing my shiney shoes...
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing!
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A man puts his sac on a girl's face, a nut in each eye, and lets one rip right into her mouth.
Mozart Sat on Queen Victoria's face, and promptly farted one of his symphonies into her mouth. Victoria didn't like her Arabian sun goggles on a windy day adventure.
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The act of a male positioning ones self over a females head, such that his asshole is over her mouth and his penis is bent back along her nose, while each testicle rests on the females eye sockets. At which point the male proceeds to take a shit on her face.
I wanted to do something very special for Cindy on Valentines day, give her a gift she would never forget, so I lit some candles and gave her East Indian Camel-Riding Goggles. She'll never forget that shit.
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A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"
Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!
Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
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A phrase of mostly-unknown origin which is used on forums and image boards to denote that a certain story or image is shocking, disgusting, appalling, etc.
*someone posts scat porn*
Me: ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING!!
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My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles
My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles :(
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