How's it hanging bro?

Means you're on speaker and your girlfriend is next to you and you're about to ask some questions.

How's it hanging bro? Quick question.

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hanging a food rope

Taking a massive dump. Dropping anchor. Commissioning the submarine USS Brownwater. Pinching a loaf. Pooping.

Wife: "Honey, we're going to be late for dinner with my mother. You've been in there a while - are you feeling alright?"

Husband: "I'm in the middle of hanging a food rope. And stop talking to me through the goddamned door!"

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Low Hanging Fruit

The state of being endowed with peaches that drop so close to your ankles that boxers are rendered unrealistic.

My low hanging fruit require multiple knots to be reasonably set in place.

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low-hanging fruit

Girls who are somewhat hot - but not too hot, and who often work in posiitons of high public interaction but with low-barriers-to-entry, thus making them open and attractive targets on the one hand, but often self conscious and/or harboring self esteem issues on the other. This, as a whole, makes them susceptible and quite receptive to any overtures from the opposite sex. I.e., They are the easiest of fruit to pick.

Salty just can't stop picking that low-hanging fruit, he just brought home his fifth receptionist this motnh.

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self hanging wedgie

A self hanging wedgie is basically a self wedgie but hanging your undies on something higher then you.

I am doing a self hanging wedgie right now.

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call and hang up

When you creepily call the opposite gender and wait for the answering machine or someone (preferably your crush) to answer, then hang up and laugh your ass off, for your creepy doing.

Yeah so i was feeling really lonely last night so i did a call and hang up to make me feel a lot better.

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let em hang

Translated literally this means, expose your testes. Figuratively, it means to show your true colors. This phrase can be used in discussion with those who do not demonstrate integrity; people that are fake and frontin. Used in a call out of someone.

Ricer 1: Your Honda Civic can't touch my Acura Integra.
Ricer 2: Cmon dog, I got VTEC.
Ricer 1: You idiot, so do I! $50 says I smoke you!
Ricer 2: Nah, man. I got to head out before my mom gets pissed.
Ricer 1: Let em hang dog! Let em hang!
Ricer 2: Whatever.
Ricer 1: You're such a homo.

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