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Something homophobes say as a pick-up line to other homophobes as code to hook-up
I was at this truck stop standing near the pay showers when I heard this one trucker say to another, "hey, you know that song by that faggot?" I just grabbed my Code Red and Corn Nuts and went back to my car before I heard the answer.
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Fatman walking from behind a tree used as a shitty meme. For fuck sake leave the fat arse stain alone he likes his flannels and fucking trees darn u internet . blame Pyrocynical.
hey whats up guys its scarce here and today, there's so much news gonna be a double upload
hey have u hear of that overused fucking meme hey whats up guys its scarce here
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Person A: You're ugly
Person B: Hey, I have a note from my doctor
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big boi white boi wants another soda for energy to suck his own titties while playing League of Legends on his 1998 Windows computer. So instead he calls his grandma on his pimpass flip phone to get him another grape-flavored, sugar-compacted beverage.
an ad from The pediatric orthopedic society of north America.
Chubby Kid: "Hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?"
Grandma:* Stares intensely and disappointed at the camera*
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Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D
Mom: I died 34 years ago
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A line that the famous Viner King Bach uses as a pickup line. It obviously means let me get your number.
-Hey yo ma lemme get yo number.
-Hell no.
a sentence used by a rapist driving a white van and is outdated with the times and thinks that he can attract dumb ass kids by saying hey kids do you like nae naes and the kids noticed he wants there cheeks so they run away and the rapist gets caught and then gets raped in jail when he dropped the soap
bro look a guy is talking to those kids
rapist: hey kids do you like nae naes\
kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE WANTS MY CHEEKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
rapist: god dammit
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