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the best time for shopping. prices slashed considerably
fuck xmas shopping. i hate crowds and cant find what i want on ebay. ooh-looks like the post-xmas rush has started
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August 1st: a day when everyone should try to do something intense in honor of intense day (not to be confused with july 1st the camping holiday, in tents day)
Guy: dude i went kayaking, played hockey, jumped off my garage roof, played tag with a bunch of little kids, ate a half gallon of ice cream, dug a giant hole, set my least favorite sports team merchandise on fire, and went skydiving yesterday (today is august 2nd, recovery day) it was intense!!
other guy: sounds fun but y all that on the same day??
the fist guy again: it was intense day, duh. i need to go update facebook goodbye
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A phrase used to describe a stark difference between two things. Similar to day and night, except it implies an improvement of the situation rather than a deterioration.
Democrat: "Wow, I'm so happy that Obama is in the White House now. The difference in our country's leadership has been night and day."
Republican: "Actually it's been day and night. George W. Bush was the man."
Independent: "You're both wrong. It's been night and night. Both parties are corrupt as hell."
Libertarian: "No, I'd say it's been more of dusk and twilight."
Left-leaning moderate: "You're crazy. It's totally been dusk and dawn."
Normal person: "Seriously guys, shut up."
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First of the day, is actually the first drink of the day. Usually this is centered around, if in College, one waking up and instinctively grabbing beer instead of breakfast first. In other circles, this runs along the lines of taking your flask, mickey, 26er, or other bottles of liquor and swigging it - in those cases it can occur anytime during the day, preferably earlier from 8:30 AM - 1:00 PM. Continued drinking to follow.
However this term does not only apply to those who like alcohol, the term can also be used for drug use, wake and bake is synonymous with first of the day. Basically any intoxicating substance can be applied, though as a general rule alcohol is the main one considered.
From Easy Rider:
Jack Nicholson's character along with Dennis Hopper's and Peter Fonda's have just been released from the county lock up. Nicholson pulls out a mickey of Jim Beam and states,
"Here's the first of the day fellas. To ol' D.H. Lawrence."
He then swigs the Jim Beam and in a knee-jerk reaction lifts one arm and moves it like a chicken with a seizure. He makes a sound that echoes within the group,
"YA!!!!! ni-ni-ni-fu-fu-fu-gaahhhh... Indians."
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1. A term used to describe performing a certain role or activity 5 days a week.
2. Can also be used to express the general excitement of a person, place, or thing.
3. Used to point out something someone has done, seen, or said, sometimes in a joking or silly manner.
1. I'm a 5 day performer in the parade.
2. I'll be lookin' so fly on New Years! 5 day!
3. If someone removes their shoes and an unpleasant foot odor fills the room, one could say, "5 day smelly feet!"
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Yell YEET in your BESTEST friend’s ear! You can only yell it in one person’s ear and after that tell them to yell it someone else’s ear then it just keeps going!
Yeet day Yeet day Yeet day
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The worst day in the school year. Everyone hates it because they believe they look ugly.
“OMG BECKY!! I HATE PICTURE DAY IM SO HIDEOUS”
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