EDM Music

What old people call EDM because they don't understand it means Electro Dance Music.

Did you hear that new EDM music album?

8👍 2👎

Music Boner

It's like an affection erection.

On your heart.

But it's because of the music porn you're listening to.

And it effects your heart and your mind.

*You may also literally get an erection or get wet.

A.J: Dude I'm getting a music boner listening to all this music porn!

Julie: Dang those songs you're listening to must be real good.

7👍 1👎

youtube music

a bitchass extension of youtube that keeps changing which songs it does and doesn't keep on its site for more than 3 minutes.

"What do you listen to music on?"
"I use Youtube Music"
"Why?'

9👍 3👎

Music Laundering

v: To download music from an illegal source (usually bittorrent) and whitewash it by performing an iTunes Match in the iCloud.

Pirate: "I totally just downloaded the Foo Fighters discography on bittorent today".

Friend: "Yea but aren't you worried you'll get sued?"

Pirate: "Nah yo- I'll just use Apple's music laundering service."

7👍 2👎

music whore

1. Someone who listens to all genres of music from heavy metal to pop-punk, rap to showtunes. Could also be called music slut, bitch, wench, or any other term for prostitute.

1. I'm a music whore because I'll listen to anything.
2. I'm a music whore for rock music, anyhting rock I'll listen to.

144👍 70👎

music appreciation

involves an understanding of the elements of music, musical forms, musical styles, and periods. The cultivation of an understanding and senstive awareness of music. to have an undying passionate love for the greatest thing on earth... music!

Music appreciation should be a required subject in schools.

37👍 14👎

Chin Music

1.n. The sound a baseball pitched at a high speed makes as it flies by the batter's face. Alternately, the sound a bullet makes as it shoots past someone's face.

2.v., to treat to - to shoot at with a gun.

1. It looks like popular baseball player got a little chin music from that vicious new pitcher for the name of opposing baseball team, huh?

2. Myaaaah, Johnny Post-It doesn't wanna pay up, eh? Well, then I say we treat him to a little chin music, see? Myaah.

103👍 48👎