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The yeast dough theory
says, that women are better suited to bouldering than men, because they can do splits like a yeast dough .
You can pull apart a yeast dough and if you make a slit in it, it will rises better.
I am a supporter of the yeast dough theory.
A theory that states that the term "due date" was meant to be "do date"; you do your work on that day. The definition was simply diluted over the years.
No, I'm not justifying procrastination what do you mean
"Did you do your homework? It's due next week."
"No way brother I am a firm believer of the Due Date Theory. If it's due next week I'll do it next week."
The second person theory is the theory that, in almost all circumstances, the perpetrator in a crime based television show is the second introduced character in the episode. They are typically introduced after or just prior to the first lead and suspect. Holds true at least 90% of the time.
Refer to any episode of any crime show ever.
<dude 1> "They did it."
<dude 2> "What, how do you know that?"
<dude 1> "Second-Person Theory.
if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest
washing machine theory
Theory of HR Quantification is a revolutionary concept in managerial science which states that Human Resource Management can be operated in numerical terms and when done that it will bring sustained competitive advantage. It has established a relationship between sales and quantitative HRM in a manner never done before.
Jim: Are you aware of any new theory which has changed the world but I am not aware of it?
Michelle: mmmm, Theory of HR Quantification?
Jim: Whoo, Sounds huge.
Michelle: Yup, It has brought a turbulence in managerial science
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The Infinite Lasagna Theory states that everything in the universe correlates to a layer of lasagna in an infinite lasagna, everything can relate to anything even if it takes 10000 layers of lasagna to get there. Each layer of lasagna going up is a relation of some sort. The lasagna is ever-expanding as well, as time moves onward technology develops thus allowing for more layers of the lasagna to be added, thus making it in theory infinite. There is an infinite number of branches branching off each layer as well. An infinite number of branches of lasagna for an infinite number of layers in the main lasagna.
"Did you hear about The Infinite Lasagna Theory?"
"No, tell me about it!"
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