december 9th is international mr fields day. mr fields is the greatest teacher of all time and if you don’t wish him a happy international mr fields day you will go to hell. we love you mr fields
”why are you being so nice to mr fields every december 9th?”
“because bro it’s international mr fields day”
Hell but worse. WE CANT FOCUS WITH A 5 MINUTE LONG RECESS AND A SHIT TON OF HOMEWORK EVERYDAY!!!
Greg : What school do you go to?
Chris : Joy International School, aka the worst school ever.
The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.
“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules, I was in France.”
Jeremy fragrance is such an international hearthrob, I love how he yells POWER
International and grab boob day
Every year on April 12th it’s international grab boob day! Go out And grab some big rocks.
November 8 is the one day where you get to be as clingy as you want with your significant other
Gf: Why are you so fukin clingy to day
Bf: Its international clingy day, deal with it
The international Shane Shaming Day (SSD) accures on the 6th of December, a day when you can (and should) publicly shame any human begin named "Shane". Have fun.
Person K: Omg Shane said he loves me, what an idiot!
Person V: yeah he's so dumb. I'm going to post that on Twitter. International Shane shaming day is today!