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A sexual act resulting in the electric shock and possible electocution caused by any combination of the following: malfunctioning electrical supply, punctured waterbed or drunk chicks from northern Minnesota's Iron Range.
I got an "Iron Range Shocker" when I turned on the lights to watch Linda's blow me on the leaky waterbed.
A WW2-themed grand strategy game by Paradox Interactive. It’ll eat your life away.
Bob: David has been in his room for 9 hours, the fuck has he been doing?
Fred: Playing Hearts Of Iron 4 non-stop.
Bob: Dear god.
Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.
Hey, right before Mike quit, he gave the boss the old Wisconsin Waffle Iron.
When you run for office in a Democratic system, lose the vote, declare yourself the winner anyway and accuse everyone else of being the ones in denial.
"Before the election was called, I had a pretty good feeling about it, so I preemptively declare victory and anointed myself an Anarcho-Monarch of Ottowa. Then to my shock and also not shock at all, the elites appointed their own puppet-leader instead, Zed Shabibe. Or something, I dunno, I wasn't paying attention. I'm calling upon my supporters to not recognize the legitimacy of these so-called 'elected officials' unless it's ever me."
-- Jreg satirizing Post-Ironic Democracy in "I Won (And By A Lot)"
The Irons Family Massacre is a legend about a boy named Sam Irons and his family. There was a television series about it on a canadian network.
Main Characters:
Sam Irons - A tormented child with psychological problems
Irons Mother - A crazy woman with two extra arms. She is locked in the attic.
Irons Father - A cruel man. He captures children and forces them to work in his underground factory.
The series climaxed when the Irons House was burned down. Sam Irons shot himself
Did you see that episode of School of Trial last night? Yeah, that irons family massacre is really something.
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the only band that matters, see skacore
Five Iron Frenzy's fans are the envy of almost every band today. They command loyalty and passion that few bands today see with their own followers.
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An extremely viscous load of semen rich in ferrous iron that is attained by abstaining from sex for a long period of time and using a tantric stop and go technique to achieve maximum projectile velocity.
Supermanning your ho is so 2007... I exclusively practice cast iron chowder on my ho.
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