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Shoving a whole pizza, folded into the shape of a taco, into your ass, then having it rammed as deep as possible by a giant black dick, followed by the addition of his "special sauce".
My grandma was pissing me off, so I made her feel the wrath of Italian Nigger Annihilation.
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An act of "kindness" that is performed in which a gentleman unloads his wad onto a female recipient and proceeds to clean up with her hair.
"Last night I gave her a Pearl Necklace and cleaned up with the Italian Dish Towel."
The act of having nutella licked off of your nuts while having your nipples rubbed with ice cubes.
Guy 1: What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
When you dip your testicles in warm marinara sauce and insert them gingerly into a woman's mouth.
Guy 1: Thats sweet!
Guy 2: Thats what your mom said when i dipped my nuts in marinara and put em in her mouth!
Guy 2: I gave her a drippy Italian egg drop!
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When the driver of a motor vehicle runs the engine up to near full load and speed for an extended period of time to burn off built-up carbon in the combustion chamber. The term originates from Ferrari mechanics who would drive cars around a race track several times after a tune up to get the engine hot enough and subsequently burn off the carbon. Many Mercedes-Benz Diesel owners also use this same technique, too.
After replacing the distributer cap, rotor, and spark plugs and tuning the carburetor in my AMC Concord, I performed an Italian Tune Up to finish off the job.
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When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" :0
During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.
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