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An Asian Woman Equivalent of a Mary Sue. Unlike a Mary Sue, These people are real and their either raised by Furious Tiger moms on drugs, Fathers who sell their daughters for money or Think everything is perfect and anyone who disobeys them either become Homeless or Abandoned. Sometimes, These people have self-Esteem issues and call most relatives a jerk but not realizing that Nothing is perfect in the world except them. Usually found in some parts of the western World, Thinking life is not fair or been butthurt by everyone who isn’t Perfect or reasonable. Sometimes, You can find these people selling Houses or even at your own workplace. like SJWs, They’ll cry and become a snowflake even if it’s something They didn’t intent to do! Unlike SJWs, they usually don’t fight back but complain and blame others every single day.
Lady 1: Hey, Anna Have you heard of this New Relator? I heard she one of them!
Anna: Oh, You mean a Jerry Chung! These women are known to be batshit crazy!
Lady 1: Let’s steal her Lunch, and replace it with whole hearty Western food.
*Half an Hour Later*
Asian Woman: *opens Lunch Box* WTF? This isn’t the Thai Food I had this morning. This is bullshit, who the hell Did this.
Anna: Um hey, Since Your new here That lady over there kind stole your lunch.
Lady 1: Oh Shit, well it’s true I’ve been craving Thai Food fo a while. You snooze, you lose bitch.
Asian Woman: You piece of shit, How dare you replace my Lunch like this. Fuck you and Your workplace.
The Boss: Woah, such Profanity.... You Jerry Chung, gtfo of my office and don’t ever come back!
Jerry Chung: Fuck....... Now I’m the bitch to Blame? This is Bullshit!
the former Cincinnati mayor and talk show host, died Thursday at his home in the Chicago area after a brief illness, according to his family. He was 79.
Jerry Springer Dead At 79, What?
When you put cake directly into a glass of milk.
For his birthday, Sami ate his cake Jerry Style
When you’re such a boss that a boss isn’t good enough on normal mode, so you chase hardmode.
See that Jerry guy killing Hard Mode Vorago? That guy be jerrying!
The act of coming to someone with a small inquiry and somehow ending up in a longer lasting conversation, allowing you to procrastinate on a pressing task.
Very typical in work situations.
"Feel like I've been Jerrying around the office all day, I haven't finished anything!"
"Man has any one seen Tom? He was supposed to help me with putting this room back together... He better not be out there Jerrying!"
The gayest person ever. He calls everyone else gay when he is as gay as a rainbow. The only people he talks to are girls because he is into boys.
Your as gay as jerry li.
a cute little twink that screams like a toddler
wow dude you scream like jerry li
wow i rlly do 🙀🙀