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Jimmy Fallon

A guy who saved NBC Late Night's sorry ass twice in one decade. First time was in 2000 by resurrecting Weekend Update (with much help from Tina Fey), turning it into a fun and clever guy-girl exchange that worked wonders. Second time was in 2009 after the whole Leno-Conan reshuffling clusterfuck didn't work out, leaving Fallon as NBC's only non-fail comedian (out of four) still standing.

Writes jokes that are smart, relevant, and actually funny (unlike Leno). Also unlike Leno, his comedy sketches actually reflect some effort and creativity (i.e. Remix the Clips) instead of being tired ripoffs or just mooching off user input for humor. If there were justice in the world, Fallon would host the Tonight Show and Leno would get bumped to 4:03 AM on Telemundo.

A pretty good impressionist and parody songwriter, too.

Conan at his peak was still the best, but as replacements go, you gotta admit this Jimmy Fallon motherfucker is aiiiiiiite

by CrunchyCookie November 13, 2010

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jimmy bear

A sexy cute lover that has huge perfect bouncy balls. He also has a huge dick with a lot of gurth and he knows how to use it.

My jimmy bear totally fucked the shit out of me last night, now my uteris fuckin hurts!

by Carve a ham! August 14, 2011

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Jimmy Carter

Biggest idiot of all time.

Dumbass president.

by Khalil Shah January 2, 2004

183๐Ÿ‘ 213๐Ÿ‘Ž


ding-jimmy

Slang for the penis.

"My ding-jimmy's busted."

by Author Greg December 3, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jimmy Wamp

An outgoing thrust with your dick towards one eye attempting to pop it out. Most commonly used by Hill folk or hill billies. Making a popping sound.

1.I done gonna Jimmy Wamp you in the face
2.Jimmy Wamping sounds like when you put your fingure in your mouth and flick your cheak.
3 Owwwwwww!!! My eye!!!

by vinnie p October 6, 2005

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Jimmy Jam

A pairing session between a product designer and an engineer where design tweaks are made in real-time. Happens frequently at Kickstarter.

Jimmy and Kilian had a Jimmy Jam on the new landing pages before they went out on Friday.

by jimmyjammin April 17, 2020

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Jimmy carter

Jimmy Carter, is an american porn actor who rose to fame on the social media outlet, Tumblr, with an exstensive collection of Raunchy, tasteless images and videos of himself partaking in crude and humiliating sexual acts.
He has branded himself; "The fag of tumblr."

Ive been watching Jimmy Carter videos and jerking off all day.

by Grace Whiteside July 23, 2017

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