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When receiving fellatio and your partner unintentionally covers your penis hole with their tongue at the moment of ejaculation, causing extreme jizz backup and pain.
Last night I was getting some dome off that new slut in town Suzy and that slore caused a jizz dam of epic proportions.
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Jizz Lung is a serious illness of the lungs resulting from prolonged exposure to aerosol jizz particles. Those afflicted often experience death and pain. Its treatment carries added risks, such as Napkin Lung. Jizz Lung is not communicable.
Gene Wilder was long a silent sufferer of Jizz Lung before succumbing to its fatal embrace in 2001.
I would not hang out at Russell's house if I were you; you might catch Jizz Lung.
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when someone is really retarded, it is said they have jizz for brains.
wow that crack ho must have jizz for brains having baked her skull with rock.
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a very small and disturbing creature who enjoys sucking penis and taking it up the ass
brett highland is a huge jizz elf
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the dude on the porno set who mops up the jizz after the money shot
You couldn't pay me enough to be a jizz mopper, bro!
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He's the guy who cleans the nudie booth at beach guy jerks off.His job is to clean the booth after every guy blows his load.I dont know if you know this but cum leaves streaks if you dont clean it right away
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