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Jonathan

An absolute beast of a man. A "Fuck Master". Jonathan's are famous for their inability to have any interaction with a woman that does not end in a sexual favors.

Dude is that Trevor, I heard that he fucks a different girl for every day of the week. What a Jonathan.

by Thewhiteboy of the south October 4, 2020


jonathan

hm.. the best person you could possibly meet! he's always so sweet and kind to everyone, even strangers. he's honestly so pure and you're the luckiest person on earth if you know him (even more if he loves you)😩 he has crazy logic that drives you insane sometimes but always tries his best to be a better person -even when you cant tell- deserves all the happiness there is :) ALSO HIGHKEY A MOMMYS BOY and a baby, i love you more than anything

jonathan is REALLY hot and sexy.

by nataliext November 25, 2021


Jonathan

A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.

Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪

by shashasha, shashasha December 1, 2021


Jonathan

Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy

Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly

by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021


Jonathan

The second sexiest male god alive and sexist. He loves Andrew Tate Cookies and likes to beat up women for money and views.

Jonathan is the sexiest male alive after Brendan.

by Jonathan the wife beater November 9, 2022

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Jonathan

Jonathan is a cool guy. He’s very sweet and so friendly and nice!! He’s the sweetest person ever and he’s extremely cute. He’d do anything for anyone of his friends because that’s how much he cares for them. He seems a bit harsh at first but he has a soft spot. He’s really special and he’s a bully type of guy, but that’s just proof he cares. He doesn’t know how to express his feelings, but he tries to, and he makes an impact off of it. Jonathan is a chill guy and if you ever have a boyfriend named Jonathan, you’re very lucky!!

Boy: Hey!! Her boyfriend is a Jonathan!!

Girl: wow she’s so lucky.

by crystal lol April 2, 2022


jonathan Simmons

A civil Asian man that is very well crafted with automobiles and talks about naruto constantly. He is.. a very hard worker at chick fila and he loves to eat rice in the mornings.

I love Jonathan Simmons

by Master Officer November 21, 2021