i'm just kidding

Joking. That's all.

Josh : You are so beautiful today!
Jessie : IKR what a gentleman, Josh <3
Josh : Wait wait wait! I'm just kidding ...

10👍 4👎

Let's just be friends

I liked you and enjoyed spending time with you, but now you are creeping me out. You are very possessive of me, stalking me and you won't allow me to talk to any other guy/girl except you. This will never work out and I'm out!

Let's just be friends.

8👍 5👎

just good friends

A polite way of saying "I don't want to fuck you."

SHE SAYS: "Oh, Mark and I are just good friends"

SHE MEANS: "I won't touch him - he sickens me"

14👍 7👎

Just Do You

(n.) The act of being responsible and socially justifiable.

Bro 1: Look at that dude man, he's got the nice ride, pretty chick that lucky—

Bro 2: —Stop hating and Just Do You!

14👍 8👎

just good friends

Someone you are bumping nasties with.

"Who, that girl...we are just good friends"

6👍 2👎

just good friends

Dating code-talk for "You're not good enough for me or any of my friends, chump. Get bent!"

—Andrew, we're just good friends, right?
—Arrgggh!

6👍 2👎

I Just Did.

A brilliant quip that can be added to anything to make it funny. I have no idea why this is true, but it is!

MAN1: "Where did all these people come from?"
MAN2: "I just did."



MAN1: "Oh crap, I forgot my homework at school."
MAN2: "I just did."


MAN1: "Should I ask her out to the prom tomorrow?"
MAN2: "I......just....DID."

57👍 44👎