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keep your dick in your pants

1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse

2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.

1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?

2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.

B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.

by MadameTesla July 28, 2015

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keep your tongue in your pocket

shut up

hey, stupid. keep your tongue in your pocket.

by smalls626 March 31, 2011

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Keep your genes in your jeans

When a girl doesn't want to have sex with you.

Jackson: So you're down to bang tonight?
Lucy: No, I don't ever wanna bang you. Keep your genes in your jeans buddy.

by poopyhands88 May 12, 2019

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keep your pecker in your pants

Refrain from having sex; avoid getting seduced by or wooing attractive women for sex.

Joe, chasing dem ho's is going to ruin your college career. Keep your pecker in your pants, boy!

by shrao October 2, 2022


Whatever keeps your boat afloat.

The cooler way of saying "what floats your boat"

-Dude I'm going to win the poke war
-No your not

- YES I AM
-aight "Whatever keeps your boat afloat."

by lauren.fyeahhh March 20, 2012

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lets just keep it me and you

a seperation between two individules when there is an uncomfortable pressure issued by one party

paul: so i was thinking about how things were going between us...

mandy:... lets just keep it me and you hun.

by deja bear May 8, 2009

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a hug a day keeps the herpies away

A term used by rodelle and art saying that you should hug dirty girls, not get herpies from them

Rodelle: damn, that girl is hot.

Art: Thats true, but remember, a hug a day keeps the herpies away.

by everyon e ee July 25, 2009

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