clay lay

when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.

Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?

John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!

Caleb: Bet!

Lay Wood

To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse

Duffer: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Colleen so wants me, dude.

Zen Lai

A secret anime character with a big booty and fine tits.

"Dude, I just found out a secret anime character in my favourite HeNtAi"
"Really, who is it?"
"Zen Lai"

fucking layed out

To be hit with such great force that one's body immediately goes limp and sprawls upon the floor.

Usually a comment from a by-stander who may also be shouting, "World Star!"

"Holy shit, did you see that? He got fucking layed out!"
"Damn, Rhonda Rousey got fucking layed out by Amanda Nunez"

laying an otter

taking a huge dump

John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.

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layed over

When you have sex in an airport terminal while waiting for your flight.

“We couldn’t wait to join the mile high club so we got layed over in the airport bathroom!”

Lay’s

Lay’s is a Chips brand which makes Hella lit Chips that make a u the very fat Xd

Bruh i just ate some sweet southern heat barbecue flavored lay’s Chips