get a load of this guy

phrase to describe someone who thinks he/she has a lot of clams, and is therefore exceptionally witty, jaunty, and/or extravagant

"Get a load of this guy, ordering lobster roll after lobster roll. He must think he's got a lot of clams! (optional, near Canadian border: What a hoser!)"

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Lock n' Load

The act of masturbating yourself to the point of full erection and then wrapping the base of the penis tightly with string, rubber band, zip tie, speaker wire, etc. so that you can constantly maintain said erection and will always be ready should an opportunity for sex present itself.

Erectile dysfunction is common among liberals. Therefore, lock n' load is a standard operating procedure for them.

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get a load of this guy

Phrase said after someone says or does something extremely stupid.
It means "can you believe what this idiot just did/said?"

-I think there are more than two genders and communism works.
-HAHAHAHA
*looking at my friends*
GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY.

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Getting A Load Off

masterbation

Person 1: So, I was getting a load off and then my girlfriend walked in.

Person 2: Ouch, what an FML moment. Did she help?

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loaded baked potato

the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.

See also 'gravy boat'

Anytime Johny wants a loaded baked potato, I bend over and tell him "Fill 'er up!"

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Lazy Man's Load

The act of male ejaculation as a result of masturbating, usually taking place in a bed. Upon ejaculating(blowing his load) the individual is too tired or just too lazy to clean up his mess, leaving the load to rest on the sheets, and in and around his belly button(depending on accuracy), He then drifts off into a deep and satisfied slumber.

Guy1: "Dude I was so horny last night, but was too tired to toss 1 off"

Guy2: "Dude why didn't you just 'Lazy Man's Load' that shit?"

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blow your load

to have spent, peaked, or exhausted yourself or a situation, as if ejaculating (busting a nut)

In other words, to burn yourself out, overdo it, or jump the shark

I blew my load f*ckin' with that New Year's party, I ain't tryna do nann the rest of the week but sleep!

B*tch, you too broke to pay rent because you decided to blow your load shoppin' for sh*t you don't need!

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