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When a man masturbates and when it seems he is finished he keeps going, thus making it hurt, this is machine gun masturbation.
Johnny was so horny he said he was going to use machine gun masturbation on his girlfriends face while she was sleeping.
- A person who hasn't masturbated longer than three months.
- A person who decides to stop masturbating
- "Hey Bob, I haven't masturbated for like eight months, I'm a born again masturbator!"
- "I'm gonna become a born again masturbator for my wife cause she wants more time with my cock instead of me."
This man saw the world around him becoming ash and fire, but still decided to crank one out. A fucking legend
Man One - Who's Your Hero?
Man Two - Masturbating Man In Pompei
Man One - Oh shit
An ailment usually affecting males between the ages of 13 and 26, where while masturbating time felt is much less than time used.
Guy 1: Where were you?
Guy 2: Huh, I was only gone a minute.
Guy 1: More like fifteen.
Guy 2: Dammit! Not Masturbation Time Syndrome again!
Guy 1: Why the hell were you jerking off...?
To use a device (i.e. rope or belt) to choke oneself while masturbating
Ricky from Dublin enjoys using belts to Choke masturbate with stolen cheese.
verb; the act of gay males using a toy to masturbate anally
My friends favourite activity is catcher masturbation
A group of young adults acting upon dysfunctionality and hooliganism and indulge in a bit of tomfoolery. This creating a sense of an orgasmic brain tumor that gets nothing productive done
Not Again! Kareem drew a Homer Simpson we must now indulge in Group Masturbation