Max

A twig like white Mexican who is a major preater. He enjoys the chill bridge for dinner every night. He enjoys tribing with other men along with anal pounding, on the receiving and giving end. He is a complete nerd with a very high intellect who enjoys arguing about highly irevelent points. He enjoys sports although he doesn't look like it. He thinks he is a lot better then he actually is. He smells like a Tobias.

God max is so homosexual and he thinks he's so cool. He should go back home to Mexico with the gay prostitutes!!!

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Max Weinberg

-A nickname to anyone that has a dull (yet profound) stare.
Perhaps the most lovely Jewish man on Television.
-See pimpdaddy

Max Weinberg could kick your ass with his drum sticks.

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max hardcore

An ancient looking male porn star who has a small penis, no upper lip/weak mouth, a dirty mouth(verbally) and a penis that looks as if it were grafted from a pre-teen. His success shows that anyone can make it and endure in pornography.

"Max Hardcore" is symbolic of all that is wrong in modern porn."

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Gay Max

The state of being nearly or as gay as Gay Max himself. If one of your friends does something so gay that you just have no insult that is appropriate, call them Gay Max.

"Maaaaan your gay max!"

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Max Verstappen

Belgian-Dutch F1 driver representing the Netherlands in Formula One who drives for Red Bull Racing. He is the 2021 Formula One World Champion.

“Max Verstappen, you are the world champion! The world champion.” - Christian Horner

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Max Hardcore

a weird porn star that is strangely amusing.

max hardcore is my hero

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Being A Max

Acting generally retarded, socially incompetent, and/or in an idiotic manner. Also, if you are being a max you most likely have either a small penis or a huge clitoris. You can also be accused as "Being A Max" if you cum apple juice. In all, if you are told that you are "Being A Max" you might consider crying and yelling "Shut the Fuck Up" in an annoying tone. It is not a compliment if you are called a max. (A.K.A. Max-A-Faggot)

If your friend is shooting a lacrosse goal when he/she is 1.7 feet away, and misses on an open goal you can say, "Dude! I could have made that goal stop being a Max!"

or

In a skateboarding game called SKATE, for one of his tricks he might board slide the end of a rail (Which is illegal in the game) and for his next trick he might board slide MOST of the rail (Also illegal) you can tell him/her to "Stop being a Max! PLEASE"

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