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A Midnight Jerry is a shit that comes on in the middle of the night, waking you from sleep, and demands to be let out.
"Mmmph, Honey.. come back to bed."
"CAN'T! MIDNIGHT JERRY!!!"
When someone is acting in an incredibly annoying, bland way. Used as a derogatory term.
Wow, Susan is being midnight spaghetti right now!
A Midnight Boing is basically sex in the nighttime preferably at midnight but you can do it whenever you want as long as it’s nighttime and it’s dark outside
Ashley is going over for a midnight boing tonight.
I invited this girl over for a midnight boing tonight
Gary Write A Poem cheesecake at midnight real late midnight
When something isn’t as glamorous or appealing as it seems; a reality check
“Living alone has been great, but housekeeping is a real midnight Cinderella”
A stripper
I used to be a midnight ballerina, but now I am just an influencer on Instagram.
Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."