The coolest show on cable, they chase after shit like Bigfoot and try to catch them
Jim: wanna go watch mountain monsters?
Tom: hell yeah
The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.
"The Cum Monster came into my house last night and sucked off my whole family!"
5👍 2👎
a girl that's different looking
Person 1: is she hot?
Person 2: well... she's unique looking...
Person 1: so... she's a slug monster?
9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results
We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle
"monster cocker" is an inside joke made by the Twitch stars GeorgeNotFound and Dream. They call "God bridgers" in bedwars "monster cockers "
George: "WHAT IS THAT??!?"
Dream: "their god bridging, their monster cockers"
Dude 1: Ross, are you eating the grease from the deep fryer and rubbing it on your belly?
Grease Monster: SO WHAT IF I AM!?!
Dude 1: You f*cking grease monster!