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an insult used for less prestigious tournaments in football
person 1: did you hear how this team won that trophy
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.
I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...
When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.
Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.
Adie: How was it?
Joe: Well I barely felt him.
When Starling doesn’t keep up with slang
Person A: “You got Mickey Mouse?”
Starling: “what??!”
Person A: “Mickey mouse”
Starling: “Is that slang for some sort of drugs??”
A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.
Well,....... You really mouse dicked that one
need to say no more
Someone approaches you in the street for a donation of some sort...
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.
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Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.
Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.