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When u insert a jack hammer into ur partners poop tunnel and it comes out the front end and you get the remains and feed em to ur dog and proceed to have inntercours while ur partners slowly dies
Aye what's up jusiah I had to call an ambulance after I hit that chick with tha Alabama Anus Buster
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That's where you lube a raw, uncooked, potato in a vat of butter then bake or microwave till steaming hot for the desired effect then shove it in your lover's asshole for 35 minutes. Then while fucking them in the ass you must yell I'm adding the bacon. Then you pullout and remove the potato, cum on it and force them to eat it and then ask them how is the sour cream.
I was asked to bring potato salad to the family picnic so I brought a batch of Alabama baked potatoes that I made with my wife.
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When you take your cousin, tape a picture of the Queen of England to her face (cut out hole for mouth), then she proceeds to give you “top”.
Dude last night at the family reunion Marry Bell gave me an “Alabama crown top”
When in the 69 position, you titty fuck the girl while she eats out your ass
I blew my load on that bitches belly while she was eating my ass, Alabama Cesar salad alert.
The art of pulling your dick out of one hole and into another while cumming, so you cum at least two pumps in each hole.
Sally couldn't make up her mind where she wanted me to come, so I gave her an Alabama Hole In One.
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A girl not wearing any undergarments with a skirt
Dude, did you see the wet spot that Alabama suction cup left behind?
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Having sex on the beach. Once the man begins feeling his tingles and jingles, he ejaculates on the woman's face, then continues to throw sand at her face, making it stick.
"Hey Jeff! Come here! I just gave Mary an Alabama Sand Storm. Doesn't she look cute?"
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