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Keep Busy Stay Humble

A phrase coined by a famous philosopher from the PA area. Keeping busy is part one requiring that you stay busy but not too busy as you can never be more busy than humble. Part two requires you stay the exact amount humble as you are busy.

Henry: Ben handjob really keeps himself busy by beating off on the neighbors patio furniture?

Vince: Man I warned him, he needs to keep busy stay humble.

by Hdoc June 23, 2021


1-2 business days

The amount of days every online retailer tells you to wait. It turns out one business day is about four regular days. Who would've thunk it?

Randy: "How come my order is still processing?"
Company: "Wait 1-2 business days."
*Shipped 8 days later*

by tastyresort July 17, 2019

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Busy as a cat covering it up

Industrious, hard-working, frantically accomplishing, hurriedly attempting

She rushed through her day, busy as a cat covering it up.

by Little Iodine March 18, 2008


Getting busy with mr jizzy

Having sex

What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

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Busy as a Ken doll

Lazy, not doing anything, can't get it up.

"Hey are you busy?"
"About as busy as a Ken doll."

by Itallstartedatfuzzys February 3, 2019

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Business in the front, party in the back

Mullet

You see that mullet? That's a business in the front, party in the back style!

by MsLi23 February 25, 2012

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Cock-Sucking Train Business

When a group of males, four or more, assemble on a field, indoor or out. One man(Commander) lays on his side and waits for another man(Baron or General) to suck his cock. He comes to the field willing to suck a cock in hopes that another man(U.S. President) will come and suck his cock. The Commander is indebted to the U.S. President and is bound to bring another man(Breaker) the President chooses to suck his cock. The process continues until the final man(Breaker) does not recieve his reciprocal cock suck.

Jeremy Beck: "Hey next week me and a group of guys are gonna get together n suck each others cocks, if u wanna join let me know?"

Izak Brown: "oh hell yeah, can I get on that Cock-Sucking Train Business (CSTB)?"

Jeremy Beck: "Lol, ya if u want in, for sure."

by thetryplethreat July 13, 2010

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