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The can opener is when the male proceeds to do her from behind and puts both thumbs in her butthole.
I was boning my girlfriend and decided to perform the can opener.
I still smell her ass on my thumbs now.
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1. Kids with the intelligence of the dumbest dog who superglue paper to their eyebrows then proceed to rip it off
2. Anyone below your grade level in High School
"That freshman Is retardation in a can"
-Kid with average intelligence
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When you have warts in your hand and you finger blast a girl and it makes the noise a gas can nozzle does when it goes in and out of the can.
Wyatt was gas-canning his girlfriend last night.
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A phrase referring to the subject discussed as being equal to or lower than the quality of canned cheese. See cheesy
Dude, that joke was cheesy as CANNED.
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Cheap domestic pale lager in aluminum cans like Budweiser, Coors, Miller, Natural Ice, Pabst Blue Ribbon. Bland, tasteless, and often referred to as piss water hence the name can of piss. These beers can be associated with lame hipsters, dumb girls, and cheap people in general. They can usually be seen in bulk packs at parties used for beer pong.
All in all just horrible, nut up and invest your money on Ales, I.P.A.s, Stouts, or Craft beer.
Person 1: "Hey dude, beer me!"
Person 2: "Sorry bro all I've got is the left over can of piss from my younger brother's party from last night."
Person 1: ".. Never mind."
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a can of whoopass is something you open up on someone whom you're about to fight.
I'm gettin' ready to open up a can of whoopass on you.
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something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low
" im gonna kick your ass" -hank hill
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