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Guy on guy on girl, not a train.
No one gets down to cuck fuck deuce like Kyle, Austin, and the unlucky.
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Defecation immediately upon waking.
Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is characterized by the following
symptoms: sharp abdominal pains, excessive flatulence and/or swamp
ass, and general irritability.
Dr. Marc Pierson, a world-renowned researcher from the Paris Institute
of Gastroenterology, offers the following advice for those suffering
from MDS: "Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, they came back
positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome. The real
kicker is, you may never sleep in again."
Patients suffering from MDS often
retort: "I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn deuce woke me
from my slumber."
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when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
To take a shit: the cultured way.
When a British person decides to take a trip to the crapper, they say they were lollying a triple deuce to be polite.
Describes going to the bathroom and used by the Bri ish.
The queen was totally lollying a triple deuce back there.
To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.
1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.
I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.
A military term related to the overnight stays in the desserts when it is cold.zipping Two sleeping bags together with another female that finds you attractive and .ess around so noone else knows what is going on.
We didn't get the tent up before sundown so we came up with a plan. Operation Technical Deuce Bag too stay 'warm.