-do you want to wash your hair tonight?
+yeah but i don't have any shampoo!!
-don't worry cuh, I GOTCHU!
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A song that talks about never being enough โI know who you pretend I amโ
Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.
โToss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heartโ A heart that trys to people please
Iโm an head operator and Iโm supposed to act nice but, THE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING I JUST WANT TO STAB THEM WITH MY STOP SIGN AND BREAK THEIR CRUSTY FINGERS OUT OF THE CAR AND FUCKING UGH BITCH
Troller: get yr pixel FeEt OuT of My CaR
Me: * nicely says no *
Troller: get yr PIXEL FEET OFF
Me: stfu bit *leaves game*
Washiez car wash
When a corn fed ohio man bends a little Oklahoma boy over a urinal and takes him to pound town
Did you hear Asta gave Jef the old ohio washing machine
After a male has ejaculated into a female's vagina. The female gets on top of his chest and washes him in his own sperm. ;)
Meagan gave Shawn an Alabama car wash.
When you take a laxative, and proceed to squat over someone face and spray them with liquid shit, and then lick their face off until it's clean.
I just took some Exlax earlier. I'm thinking about giving my girl a Cleveland Car Wash tonight when I get home.