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Emergency Alarm System

Eas system going off, idk if it's just cooking or real evacuation...?

by Just a random person on urbdic August 11, 2022


Urban dictionary approvel system

You can either has a really sick guy and accept anything because he is lit or u get that person who says no to everything, if you are that person, “you hecken bum face

Person 1 “You know urban dictionary approvel system
Person 2 “don’t get me started”

My dogmooo

by DonaldTrumedonyerma May 4, 2019


K.i.s.s system

K.I.S.S- keep it simple stupid

It’s a selling tactic when the seller gives the most simple information about the product so it will be easier for you to buy

K.I.S.S system in action-
Buyer: hey, can you tell me something about this dress ..?
Seller: it’s beautiful..(that’s all you need to know)

by Syd669 January 20, 2024


The Polar system

Can you take a polar bear and put it in an orphanage to steady population

The line at this restaurant is too long they should really use the Polar system in this place

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021


Lube Tech Exhaust System

When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.

Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.

Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.

by Spoonyt69 March 23, 2022


Deci Grading System

A commonly used system for rating physical attractiveness, the person in question is given a mark out of 10 to one decimal point. For example Kate Hudson would score a solid 7.8 out of 10.

It is more commonly referred to as the D-Grading System.

Hey that girl looks hot, what is she on the Deci Grading System?

Let's d-grade new girl.

God he is so ugly he needs d-grading

by chilli boy shah August 21, 2010


THE SYSTEM

Something you can trust, the system will keep you safe, out of trouble and will help you through any problem, the system will set you free.

The System: Repeat after me ”The System will set me free”
You: The System will set me free

by The Hattman November 5, 2020