fire drill

when your girl/boy friend is sleeping, you straddle their face and wake them up screaming " THERES A FIRE, WAKE UP!"

Then when they wake up and their mouth is open, you push down on their mouth and rub up and down/back and forth.

Tonight I'm going to give my boyfriend the fire drill.

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fire boobs

when she doesn't know you have herpes and you dump a fat nut on her tits and leave it there

sally sue: shit i shouldn'ta gone into that dark alley with that guy, i got fire boobs

partario: i thought you were my girlfriend

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Darkskin Fire

A person with darkskin who is attractive

Guy 1: so that new girl your dating is kind of dark
Guy 2: I know but she cute tho right
Guy 1: yeah she some darkskin fire right!
Guy 2: Truee!

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start a fire

To masturbate in such a way that were your bottom half cropped out and your top half GIF'd, it would look vaguely like you were trying to start a fire. And vaguely like you were masturbating. That's the thing about vagueness. Nobody really knows what's happening. On that island. With that ball. And that man. And that beard. And I miss Helen Hunt. Remember Mad About You? I think she was in that.

Charlie: Is Jack jerking off over there?
Desmond: No, he' s trying to start a fire!
Charlie: But he might be masturbating?
Desmond: Yes.

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quiet firing

An expression used as fight back on the term 'quiet quitting'.

Term for employers who don't evaluate fairly the employee's commitment and work, leaving them in the same position/salary for years without a clear path for career growth.

I've been with this company for 5 years and they have raised my duties many times, yet I'm still fighting for a raise in salary... - Maybe you should do one up to their 'quiet firing' and look for a new workplace, John.

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Fire In The Mountains

A handy, all-purpous phrase that can be used in any context when one is unsure what to say.

Example #1:
A: "I have to see my son's principla today."
B: "Oooh, sounds like there's a fire in the mountains."

Example #2:
A: "Where have you been!?"
B: "There was a fire in the mountains."

Example #3:
A: "I really like this photo!"
B: "There's definitely a fire in the mountains."

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So fire

This symbolises passion and hope burning within like a fire.

When a person is very passionate or hopeful towards something.

I'm so fire!
You're so fire!
George is so fire!

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