Mommy-Mover

Mini-Van or larger motorized vehicle to haul a plethora of children around.

Jim Bob loved Michelle so much he bought her THREE mommy-movers! Lucky gal!

rock mommy

A mother figure who just happens to be a gem

"hey Steven how are your rock mommy's"

No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try