A scale of 1-10 to rate your buddies on what type of "Bro" they are
Points may be added or deducted depending on the conduct of that "bro"
for instance if a guy is rated 3 on the bro scale he is not a very good friend where if he was rated a 9 he is a close buddy that is always there for you.
"Bro-Scale" may also be called when a guy acts not in a "Bro" manner. This can be said to him to let him know that he is losing points on the bro scale
Guy 1: you ready to get wasted tonite?
Guy 2:Nah I think im gonna stay in with my Girlfriend and watch the note book.
Guy 1: Bro-scale...
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Bro chilling is when a man sticks his hand down his pants and just kind of parks it there. No rubbing or anything dirty, just chilling out maxing relaxing all cool.
Girl: It's so gross, whenever I talk to my boyfriend he is always bro chilling.
Guy: Hey that's not gross, it's just bro chilling, ya' know? It's so comfy.
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A social gathering between two straight men.
I was on my bro date with my BFF yesterday
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The male equivalent of a "basic bitch". Some basic bro behavior includes:
~ Wearing Ed Hardy shirts
~ Drinking Natty and/or Bud Light (usually day drinking)
~ Using copious amounts of Axe Body Spray
~ Removing one's shirt at the start of a basketball game despite nobody calling "skins"
~ Taking theme parties far too seriously
~ Wearing a baseball cap sideways or backwards and also wearing sunglasses to keep the sun out of their eyes
~ Playing the guitar in public (badly)
"Fuckin' Todd is here. Dude is such a basic bro."
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just an easy going bro who doesnt get too excited and always keeps his composure when in a tight spot. comes through in clutch when a bro's in need. and obviously drops "chill bro's" all day!
credit goes to Troy Snatz
-" bro you just smoked all my weed!"
- "chill bro"
-"Hey! you kids arent on the list your not getting in here"
- "chill bro"
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it is the sensation a bro gets when he either has been promised chill time with a bro and then gets cancelled on or the individual has to wait for a long period of time before they chill.
Dude 1: hey bro when we gonna chill?
Dude 2: sorry bro i dont get into town for two months.
Dude 1: dude your giving me bro balls over here.
example 2
Dude 1: we still good to chill tonight?
Dude 2: sorry man i gotta cancel my moms in town
Dude 1: bro you are giving me mad bro balls
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Any young kid (age 8-13) who roams with a gang of other kids while riding scooters, bikes,skateboards, etc. While alone, these kids are shy and timid but when with a clan of other scooterbros, they can become gay and think they own the streets at which time you must put them in their place.
The preferred way of dealing with said scooter Bros is driving by in your CAR and throwing miscellanious objects and/or yelling any obscenity that may bring to light the douchebaggery at hand.
"Hey fuckin Scooter Bros, Fuck YOU!!"
"Welcome to Fuckville Scooterbro!"
"SUCK MY TIIIITS!"
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