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When you are doing it doggy style, and you reach around with both hands to cup her big fake breasts.
Do you remember that girl from the bar last night?
I totally gave her the scottsdale puppy snatcher.
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Giving birth to offspring or children
I rushed to the hospital that night because i heard that my wife was popping out puppies.
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When one who is in a relationship finds themselves constantly looking around for their significant other at seemingly random times in hopes the other will randomly appear.
Also used when texting, where there is a lull in the conversation and you finds yourself staring at your phone or checking it often to see if a new text has arrived that you somehow missed in the 3 seconds since you last checked.
Can be abbreviated LPS
Bob: What is Steve looking around for?
Charlie: He's hoping that Susan will show up any minute
Bob: Isn't she in Georgia?
Charlie: Yeah but he's got lost puppy syndrome... he can't help but looking around
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My best friend looks like a slut puppy with his long hair.
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Walking. esp when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.
no one wanted to pick me up so I had to take the hush puppie highway.
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Its when someone acts black, are cool and yet they have a soft side on the outside. a real person.
"Damn man, Armando is seriously a Nigerian swag puppy. He's so cool and yet his sensitive side gets all the bitches."
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From comedian Louis C.K. Initially referred to inane, inconsequential comments made by children which have no impact on the world or life. Can be applied to any pointless comment made by someone of any age.
"Daddy, I have to tell you something, you have to stop what you are doing and listen!" Kneeling down, "Yes honey?" "Daddy, sometimes puppies are brown."
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