national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

table water

A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.

You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"

Glass Table

Where every deep conversation with your homies goes down

Remember the conversation at the glass table last night?

gay table

A table extension suited for a Hotas flightstick/throttle.

'How would you build a gay table?'

cut the table in half

Change the topic of the conversation

I’m getting tried of talking about this, let’s just cut the table in half

Table-ussy

Table pussy

Owen likes fuck "table-ussy"

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.