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Like a lot lizard but at the casino.
She was really roaming between the guys at the slot machine looking who had the most money. They would be the next victim of the slot weasel.
This sentence refers to wanting to penetrate (buffing) someone's Weasel (a persons anus or vagina), usually used in very intimate moments.
I'd love to buff that Weasel, sir!
That guy was Buffing Someones Weasel yesterday morning, then he took his fish for a feet walk.
1: A guy who gets around but in a sneaky way, so that not many people know about it..
2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...
1: You have to watch him, he is a weasel package, he will leave you in tears...
2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?
A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..
Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k
Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles
“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”
The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them
John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting
Someone who sells their prescription medications to drug dealers or others for profit.
I can't help you...I'm out of percs and my drug weasel's been ghosting me.
The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.
OMG Dave you stink. I think your shit weasel died.