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When a girl has The G.A.S.H., that's all you can slide under the door to her.
Pizza and pancakes...pizza and pancakes...
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Adj. Singular and plural
1.) Someone who dresses flashy and extravagantly.
2.) Used to describe the general attitude of someone
Both used as either as either plain truth or to insult.
Much like our favorite breakfast cake we all know and love, someone who dresses as a pancake chef is characterized by wearing light and fluffy, dull and un-colorful clothing of brown colors. The flamboyant and tacky dress of a chef (all due respect) also defines this peculiar style. In essence, a pancake chef wears excessively baggy clothes which are thin and airy, with either sweat-pants or linen with patterns, and occasionally an oversized hat. Simply, this style of dress is terrifyingly gaudy. To those who sport this unique style are convinced they are ‘in’ and ‘sweet’ (pertaining to the slang cool, not the flavor of a pancake) looking. To act like a pancake chef means to have a snooty, egotistic, pompous, know-it-all, or stuck up attitude.
Calling someone a pancake chef can be interpreted both ways, so please use carefully!
"Steve thought he looked so awesome with his Nike shoes, fleece sweat-pants, and Hawiian shirt. Everyone else thought he looked like a pancake chef."
"Man, you call that style? You look like a pancake chef!"
"I swear, she acts like a pancake chef."
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pancakes that look like nipples, what else would it be?
lol look at the pancake nipples
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Well, you see, the fat that protruds from the well-known pancake meat was designed by geneticist Dr. Roberto Sally. Sally was a very white man with a very unmanly last name. Try as he might to woo women with some toosh, all he could get were the flat bottoms of gay men..and Sally the geneticist was no experimenter. Through a series of slightly tragic, yet still amusing events, his non-governmental experiment to change his last name failed, producing a mutant virus that caused anybody who ate pancake meat to become living pancake asses.
Thankfully, I Am Legend Two was not needed to be filmed because only the isolated Mormans of Utah were used for testing, and with their new pancake asses they were only inspired to become even more fruitful and started shitting pomegranate everywhere. Eventually, due to the high amount of salt in their drinking water down by Salt Lake city and such an incredible amount of diarrhea going on, the population died out and the Catholics, again, rejoiced.
Meanwhile, Dr. Roberto Sally continues his quest to get laid.
The pancake asses of Utah shat. Everywhere.
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when you are having sex with a girl, you pull out and ejaculate on her stomach
-dane cook
"i didnt want to get her pregnant so i busted a bad pancake on her belly."
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a white woman with a flat ass, cuz only white woman have flat asses
yo, did you see that bitch? she gots a pancake ass. GROSS!
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A retarded-looking pancake thing with floppy arms, giant eyes, disgustingly flabby legs, and huge genatalia. Also, Pancake Faces love yelling "Not so fast!" to random people, and then when they slow down, saying "That's better!" Just like in National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1! Pancake Faces come in many different shapes and forms, ranging from Faggot Pancake Face to Wayne Gretzky Pancake Face to Tabb Pancake Face.
I was walking through the ancient world of Pancakeville one day and there were so many different types on Pancake Faces everywhere! There Was Faggot, Dumbass, Super Surgeon Monkey, and even Jell-O Tabb Trash Pancake Faces! It was amazing. Oh. Yeah, they all had huge genatalia. CAN'T FORGET THE GENATALIA. Pancake Face also made a guest appearance in "Albert The Fat Math Guy."
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