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A rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their "members card". They generally worship the cock as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers vaginald on most Sunday's as a tradition. They blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.
Can you see that person over there with the red coat sucking him off? Must be a "penguin friend".
When you huddle with a group of friends and sniff each other’s faces
Dan: you know I’ve been looking at all the people penguin sniffing recently and wonder if it’s a new trend
Steve: ... your on drugs
A small aquatic mammal that can launch nuked out of its feathers
Hey that small penguin looks cute, oh shit he’s nuking half of our continent run for your fucking life reeeeeeeeee.
An interesting, cool, usually female person. They're sweet and fun to be around. Everyone loves a penguin!
Maria: Hey shall we invite Jilly to our party friday night?
Jorge: Yeah she's great, she's such a penguin!
A woman who doesn’t have a child of her own or who has been dismissed by her child so she hovers over someone else’s child to make up for what she doesn’t have.
n. She could’ve had children but she just wants to be a penguin.
v. She has a child who doesn’t listen so she penguins that other kid.
*it should be noted that a “penguin” is a relative of the mother hen”.
A lovable animal that lives in Antartica. You can own a penguin with lots of paperwork and permits. They are a social animal. Ty warner invented beanie boos. He released original waddles in 2009.
Penguins are such a cute and lovable animal!!