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A mischievous group of aliens that live n another planet.
The do not resemble onions, oh no. Their planet has many layers, like an onion.
They consider themselves superior and want to study the human race. They’re generally humanoid, as I understand it but they are not humans, not at all.
We do see them in our lives, but they erase our memories. You almost never know when you’ve been a victim of the Onion People, as they send you back to the exact second they took you so you never know.
No one knows how they came to be, or what they feed on. (Though it is believed that their obsession with onions is obvious in their everyday diets)
There powers have made them all but impossible to study.
We do know, however, if you dont escape they keep you forever.
Only a select few know of there existence through keen observarion. When you lose you’re train of thought, you'r eyes get all wattery for no reason, or something magically disappears, that is the work of the Onion People.
You have been warned.
Person 1: Yeah, man it was....wait.....what was i saying?
Person 2: i dont know...what where we even talking about?
Person 1: do you think the Onion People got us?
Person 2:shit man, they must have. Are my eyes are a little wattery? Yours are.
Person 1: Yeah man, shoot. Well at least we escaped.
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A myth
Dan- Do you believe in black people?
God- Nah bro
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When I went to Seattle I was shocked at how fat people were.
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The stereotype of a Theatre person would be someone who wears all black, wears tons of make-up, and who drinks coffee everyday. They always attend Drama Club with friends and can actually act. Are popular in Drama Club but not really in school.
Normie: Did you see that lead in the play? I always see him wearing black with a Starbucks cup in his hand.
Normie 2: Such a theatre boy. Must be part of the theatre people.
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There are so many racist definitions of this it’s ridiculous. Black people are people with dark pigment and therefore dark skin. That’s it.
Black people CAN be anything. They are not defined by the color of their skin, and race is a concept constructed by society, and quite frankly I am offended by the other definitions. I may be white, I may be black, why does that matter to you?
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Midget. Short people, dwarfs, peopel generaly around 4ft tall with small penis's.
Dumbass: Look! its a midget!
Midget: We prefer to be called a little people, you craped filled vagina.
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A negative word for the Chinese or any other asian people.
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