Double Play

To pick up two girls at a bar and take them home with you for some action.

Very few men have managed a double play.

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playing whale

It is when you lie on your back in the bathtub with less than 1/2 inch of water above your erect penis. You then masturbate and when you blow your load it looks like a whale blowing water out of it's blowhole.

Andrew - Where's Matt at today?
Carson - I bet he's home playing whale.
Andrew - I think he only has a shower, and you need a tub to play whale.

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Play it by butt

When you have a butt injury or a sore butt and you are unable to make definite plans because you are unsure what the degree of pain will be like at the time of the plans.

"Thanks for inviting me to go to Yoga with you in the morning but I'm not sure, I'll have to play it by butt."
(note: can be applied to any body part i.e. play it by arm, play it by neck, play it by groin, etc.)

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triple play

In baseball: When three outs are made in one inning. There must be at least two base runners and no outs for it to occur. They are very uncommon, but are a great thing to see, especially when you're favorite team gets out of a jam.

Harry Kalas: The score is 2-1 in the bottom of the ninth between the Cardinals and the Phillies with the Phillies leading. The Cardinals have the bases loaded with no one out, so Phillies closer Billy Wagner is in a jam. Pujols steps to the plate. IT'S SMOKED TO THIRD BASE! Bell steps on the bag and throws towards second! Utley makes the throw to first...GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!! THE PHILLIES WIN IT!!!!! IT WILL BE SCORED A 5-4-3 TRIPLE PLAY!!!!!!!!!!

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triple play

1. In Baseball when three outs are aquired in one play.
2. When a girl is triple penatrated. A penis or dildo in every hole.

John and his friends triple played a hot girl like 8 times. She liked it.

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Playa Play

To show excitement about an upcoming event.

To give advise to another playa

Tom says "Say boy I got dem hoes falling thru cuz"
Paul replies "Playa Play"

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playing the clitar

When a female masturbates with one hand rubbing her clitoris, while holding the other hand out in a fist, resembling playing a guitar.

"I walked into her room and there she was, playing the clitar."

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