Potato Salad

An extremely addictive, potent, hallujuicenetic substance. Composed mainly of potatoe, egg, mayonaise,and chopped vegetables. The consumption of Potato Salad generally causes severe outbreaks of complete insanity. The effects of Potato Salad are hidden from non-potato salad users.

Dave:"I AM FREAKIN OUT MAN!"

Chase:'dude, its only potato salad...'

Dave:"NO DUDE! I AM FREAKING OUT!!! *Howl*"

Chase:'MY GOD! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN! ITS JUST

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Mashed Potato

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen

I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.

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Hot Potato

Heavy set girl on the dance floor that gets passed around by a group of guys.

We had a blast at the club last night passing around that hot potato.

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Dancing Potatoes

The testicles of the male Homo Sapien

After I dumped her, she kneed me right in the dancing potatoes.

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Potato Mashing

The male equivalent of "Scissoring," in which two men interlock their straight legs and grind their genitals together, resembling a pair of interlocking scissors.

They were potato mashing all night long!

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potato-tomato

when you didn't know the real phrase and have been saying potato-tomato you're entire life

There is no difference man, potato-tomato.

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TAM Potato

(Engineering) An undefined blob resembling a potato, drawn in a free-body diagram to represent a body with some known and some unknown quantities. This is especially prevalent in TAM (Theoretical and Applied Mechanics) courses.

I didn't even bother drawing a car for problem #6 last night -- I just drew a TAM potato on wheels!

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