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When giving a blowjob the receiver gets there balls ripped off
"Hey josh guess what"
"What?"
"Last night I got a Tango in the pound house"
"I don't even wanna know"
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cheese on a 1000 pound girl with extra wheat
i needed surgery for my 1000 pound trauma
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Stuc and Klong bend two chicks over and do them in butthole while in hottub
2 dudes doing 2 girls anal while in a hottub known as brotherhood pound squared
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The point at which a person became so morbidly obese that a number cannot describe the weight. They're on an obesity scooter, they have many chins, and there are rolls in their rolls. They're really unsafe to be around because they might cause a sinkhole and avoid them in elevators.
Man: Dude, you have to do something soon; you gained fat-hundred pounds and you will die!
Obese guy: I just don't have the time to lose the weight, and besides, I just love fried foods and chocolate.
Man: You're such a dumbass, you still don't realize your problem.
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a lot of dead towels heads, and a lot of money.
400,000 pounds of fuel is a hella lot more than I'll be able to purchase in a year.
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A sexual maneuver in which a partner fists a girl in both holes at the same time, then pounds his fists together from inside. God, in this situation, is whoever does the deed. After all, who the fuck else could manage to do such a thing?
"Last night, I was pounding God's fist."
"You did WHAT? HOW FUCKING LOOSE WAS SHE?!"
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1 a pound heavier than having six pack abs.
2 an ironic way of calling someone fat
2 whoa! look at that dude hes a six pack an a pound
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