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To shit yourself before you make it to the toilet
I was rushing home from work today and had to take a pre-toilet poop
HYPING UP BEFORE MY FOOSBALL MATCH!!
Polychronis (aka Pauly) listens to his pre match hype playlist before every foosball game.
Some weird "quirky kid that thinks suicide is a personality trait" on the internet using kid's dress up studio games (Gacha or any other dress up games.) or actively asking in hang out games to have sex or do sexual actions.
Kid: *Makes porn with kids dress up game*
Others: Look at this horny pre-teen ass like-
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A week before going on a vacation, when you don't care about your normal everyday doings. Your mind is prematurely in vacation mode. You don't care about work and any usual errands that you have to take care of.
I'm on a pre-vacation vacation. I've been going to work late and haven't been cleaning up around the house I haven't even worked out all week. I'm stuck in fun mode.
Fear of dying before finishing all the books on your books to be read list
My friend explained my sleepless nights are caused by Pre-Morti-Literati, which is the fear of dying before you've read all the books on your "to be read" list
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Tagging yourself in very old photographs before the bags n baggage arrived - natch
I see Jane is playing Pre-baggage taggage on Facebook
Pre pump chump is a dude who ejaculates before he sticks his dick in the 'special hole'.
"That wasn't fun at all," she said, "that guy was such a pre pump chump!"