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Tagging yourself in very old photographs before the bags n baggage arrived - natch
I see Jane is playing Pre-baggage taggage on Facebook
A week before going on a vacation, when you don't care about your normal everyday doings. Your mind is prematurely in vacation mode. You don't care about work and any usual errands that you have to take care of.
I'm on a pre-vacation vacation. I've been going to work late and haven't been cleaning up around the house I haven't even worked out all week. I'm stuck in fun mode.
Fear of dying before finishing all the books on your books to be read list
My friend explained my sleepless nights are caused by Pre-Morti-Literati, which is the fear of dying before you've read all the books on your "to be read" list
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To shit yourself before you make it to the toilet
I was rushing home from work today and had to take a pre-toilet poop
The act of trailing an ambulance on the road so as to pass all the cars pulling off to allow the ambulance by.
I was about to be late for work until an ambulance pulled out in front of me in a hurry. I sped up and was Pre-Wake Boarding all the way to work and managed to get there on time.
Pre pump chump is a dude who ejaculates before he sticks his dick in the 'special hole'.
"That wasn't fun at all," she said, "that guy was such a pre pump chump!"
1) The phenomenon wherein a man who has gone without sexual relations for a period of time experiences a decrease in selectivity with respect to those persons that he seeks said relations with. As the period of time in which said man's sexual relations are in absentia increases, there is a direct inverse relationship with said selectivity. For as long as the `drought' persists, the selectivity will decrease exponentially.
During a consultation with his urologist, Cicero expressed a serious interest in draining his balls in Miss Mary Jay Rottencrotch's STD petri dish. Since ions had gone by since Cicero had last sunk his Italian sausage into a quality hole, the doctor diagnosed Cicero with a severe case of Pre-nut Syndrome.
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