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Describes the punch to the head received by David Koschman from R.J. Vanecko, the nephew of Chicago Mayor Richard Daley (and his brother, U.S. Chief of Staff to President Obama, William Daley). Koschman, who had just turned 21, was out drinking late at night on Chicago's Rush Street with friends when he by chance confronted Daley's nephew, RJ Vanecko. Words exchanged, and RJ Vanecko threw one punch to David Koschman's head, knocking him to the pavement, essentially killing him. Because of RJ Vanecko's connections to the Daley administration, and to the hospital where Koschman was taken, all records of the incident were lost. Police can't find the files and RJ Vanecko is now a successful businessman in California, never tried in a court of law. Even though witnesses and police reported that he threw the fatal punch. The police chief quit, and wont talk about the case. The Daleys refuse to talk about it. This kind of fatal punch is backed up by police and powerful politicians! If you're related, you can get away with murder!
RJ didn't like him at all, so he threw a Falcon Punch, and we all ran.
He's so annoying, I felt like throwing a falcon punch to rid the world of him.
The administration threw a falcon punch to the entire proposal, essentially preventing it from ever surfacing again.
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Like a Trust Fall, a Trust Punch is when one guy (or girl) goes up to another guy and proceeds to pretend to punch the guy in the balls while declaring, "Trust Punch!". If the guys flinches or blocks the pretend punch then he does not trust you. The point is to pretend to punch, it must not be a real punch.
Guy 1: "Trust Punch!" *Proceeds to pretend punch guy 2 in the balls*.
Guy 2: *Flinches* "What the Fuck!"
Guy 1: "You gotta trust me bro."
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The act of clapping a girls ears as she is filating you. Which, if done correctly should disorientate her and as you cum you bang your chest repeatedly much like an ape.
Wyatt: Dude you'll never guess what I did last night!
Adrian: What?
Wyatt: I orangatang punched this little skank right as she was finishing sucking me of and I squirted all over her face while beating my chest! Yolo!
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-The female equivalent to a kick to the testes.
-The act of punching a woman in her uterus
Brenda: I heard getting kicked in the penis is pretty painful.
Matt: Not as bad as those ute punches.
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When you perform oral sex on a girl with the hope of getting her so turned on she won't be able to resist when you come up and penetrate her. Usually done is a quick manner so as to avoid any hesitation on her part.
I was hooking up with this girl last night who was so hot, I desperately wanted to be inside her. She told me early on she would not sleep with me so I had to pull out the patented munch and punch, worked like a charm.
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When one gets quite excited during sex, it is acceptable to punch the other person, only because it is during sex.
Hey man, last night me and Sophie got quite randy, she gave me a few hard sex punches.
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To punch in ones muffin. Muffin = face, pussy, universal phrase can be used at any time.
"its muffin punching time"
Keep talkin shit and your getting it in the muffin"
Hes about to get muffin punched
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