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A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.
"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"
"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."
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Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
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People obsessed with the Texas Rangers and continue to post unnecessary Facebook statuses when no one else cares about it!
She won't shut up about the Texas Rangers. She is surely a Ranger Redneck
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Using the will outside your window during the winter to keep your beer cold.
The kitchen is too far so stick your 6 pack in the redneck refrigerator.
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Some one who cleaning there bike for hours on end and takes great pride in doing so. Is not like most rednecks keeps things nice.
Better known as Johnny Ray Pantalion that's a redneck biker
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get some cruise pussy. then hit that all u can stomach buffet on the boat. smoke a stogie. sleep. dream of that sweet perfect ass of the girl you work with. wake up in a pool of cum. take a shit. make gf smell it. laugh. smile.
Man that redneck vakay really loosened me up and hit the spot.
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Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.
Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.
Earl: Curse you Cooter!
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