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Synonymous with a parade maker, it is the genius, who must absolutely stay under the speed limit while driving in the fast lane. This behavior is frequently displayed by old men in hats and asian drivers. May also commonly be referred to as asshats and douchebags, interchangably.
Bryan, why were you late to your wedding?
I got stuck behind a road guardian on I-45.
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When a guy mistakes her asshole for her vagina
WILL!!!! THATS MY ASSHOLE, I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU'RE ROCKY ROADING ME.
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When a group of drivers all going the same speed down the highway manage to block the entire road so that nobody can pass. It's not a traffic jam because everybody is still moving.
I was doing 75 down the I-10 and expected to get to Phoenix a little bit earlier than expected when I hit a road clot doing 70 mph. It wouldn't break up and allow me to pass and I became part of it.
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Two slow drivers driving side by side preventing traffic from passing.
Crap these two are road hogging. Let me tailgate the living mess out of one so I can get by.
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When you blow a load on a chicks ass then she shits and pisses it out on your chest.
I’m gonna take this chick for a ride down the golden road.
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A police officer who excells at use of the multiple chapters of motor vehicle law in an attempt to keep the motoring public alive and safe.
Also known as A25
Check out that guy, that's road law right there.
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Warlord Central. This is where students/negros can come to commit to the buddha faith/die. It is a non educational learning facility, with some of the shittest teachers ever. They just tell you that you are a retard if you do something like eq the guitar, eg baz.
Hills Road is the fucking shittest place on earth, its full of bints and fucking coons.
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