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The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.
Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.
Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet
Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !
1. anal sex while the giver is wearing a three- point hat and the reciever is bent over Plymouth Rock
2. interchangable for the word "cool"
1. I was giving a rusty pilgrim yesterday and I think some tourists saw me
2. Dude, that's mad rusty pilgrim
Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.
Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.
The Process of giving multiple Rusty Trombones at a given time. Usually upwards 2 or more. Giver must switch between anal cavities to recievers, while always atleast giving a handjob to the person being blown upon.
After sarah played rusty bagpipes we played bukkake on sarah
Courtney was on the rag, but I didn't care. I totally rusty nailed that bitch.
The act of giving a man a hand job while orchestrating a conductor wand in and out of his ass, while humming a tune.
Dude, Sheila got a primo concert experience thanks to the good ol' rusty conductor.