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The Bradford college Secret Elevator that only a certain amount of people know about
Lets take the Secret Elevator
an exclamation of extreme displeasure when words such as shit, bollocks and cock just aren't enough.
Pete: hey andy, somebody just smashed your car up!
Andy: SECRET MOUTH ORGAN!!!!
When one ejaculates into another persons ear causing a silent scenario much like an ear plug. it is a secret because it is delivered directly into the ear.
When i pulled out i grabbed her hair and gave her a silent secret. She didn't even hear it cumming!
“The Super Secret Gayer Language” is a language made by Ray Avellaka and Max that can only be learned if you meet the goddesses themselves.
I met the goddesses that made the Super Secret Gayer Language
A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).
In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.
Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.
Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”