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1. When you stunt so hard, it hurts people’s feelings, making them wish they didn’t see you.
2. A threat implying there will be violence when you see your enemies.
1. I’m out here rockin’ this $5000 outfit. You dont wanna see me!
2. Haters talk a lot of shit but they know I got that thing on me. They don’t wanna see me with the heater!
Hello, if you see this you're cool
Hello, if you see this you're cool
an inappropriate picture ones take that don’t get posted or shared with anyone else.
her- “Can we take pics only we can see?”
him- “Yes.”
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when you want to see the full tity
can i see the full tity
By the dawns early light something something i cant remember this!
person 1 "hey wanna sing our amazing patriotic-all-american-music-that-says-god-bless-america?"
Person 2 "HELL NAW!"
Person 1 "why?"
Person 2 "TOO FUCKING LONG!"
Person 1 "fine then ill sing by my self. Oh say can you see -"
Person 2 "STOP IT'S WAY TOO LONG!"
Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.
Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”
Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the
“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”
When a person focuses too much on small detail (trees), and misses the big picture (forest).
Stressed out person on vacation: "we have to awake at 4:00am, eat breakfast at 5:00am, goto the tour at 6:00am, arrive at the park 1 hour later, buy this, see that, go here, go there... are you writing this down!"
me: "how about, I'm on vacation, I'll be resting and meet you for lunch."
me behind the other person's back: "yikes, that person Can't see the forest through the trees."
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