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A loose piece of tile that you place on the floor for your weasel to shit on, so that he doesn't shit on the floor.
Greg placed a shitting tile on the floor so that his ferret Shikamaru would stop shitting on his carpet.
when your shit isn't just a shit its a PHAT shit
Person 1: Dude I just took a shit
Person 2: What kinda of shit?
Person 1: A PHAT shit
Person 2: NO WAY CAN I SEE?
When you’re wiping your asshole and it your shit is green. But over time due to the Hiroshima sized shit, the constant friction causes you to bleed and the toilet paper goes from green to red.
Bro my asshole is fucking raw right now, I just had a Christmas shit.
The fecal stains on your undergarment after repeated flatulence (farts).
I noticed the shit sparkles on his underwear as I threw his clothing into the washing machine, gross.
Is when you men to do a big fart and shit blows out your butt and seeps through your boxers and stains your paints
In school at the lunch line the mother fucker in front of me ,Shit Blow,ed and it got all over my shoe. OR My dog "Shit Blow" and got on my C19
An internet meme (usually political) that takes a particular ideology or statement completely out of context for the sole purpose of belittling or inciting a particular political demographic. Shit memes are factually incorrect and rely on the laziness or stupidity of the reader to go unchecked. When shit memes are allowed to be shared without resistance, it takes on an effect similar to a virus, spreading misinformation to people at an exponential rate.
Originaly defined by "81RD5"
Shit Meme Poster: Posts a meme cherry picking a conservative city and a liberal city posting them side by side, with one photo showing the worst of city 1 and the other showing a beautiful skyline of city 2. A typical excerpt below the picture would compare how one political ideology runs the city 1 better because the shit meme creator happened to choose a nice skyline of that city 1 while posting a worn down neighborhood of city 2.
A gut wrenching, hand cletching shit that feels as though you are birthing a baby through your butthole. this massive shit will not only destroy your anus, but also clog your plumbing...so invest in some rid-x. p.s. this usually happens when enraged...possibly on steroids.
My friend hit the gym hard, and later preceded to take his anger out by taking a Rage Shit, which destroyed my bathroom for days.